It’s written by Khumar Barabankvi. And for those who can’t understand it properly, I’ll transalate it.

Forgive my not so good transalation.

Enjoy.

Answer 2:- Love is lust? Maybe it is. Actually, it IS. Quoting Gerard Butler from “The Ugly Truth” – “No one falls in love with your personality at first sight, we fall in love with your tits and your ass!”. For women I guess it’s the “Tall, Dark and Handsome “cliche. Can’t really say much about this.

Answer 3:- Love is “that feeling”. Now “that feeling” can be alot of things; because it’s different for different people. In some cases, “that feeling” is when he/she looks at you in a certain way, or the way the two of you are totally in sync with each other, or the fact that he/she just exists in your life. Or it could be all of the above. Or it could be something that I’ve missed out.

Answer 4:- Love is confusing. Sometimes it’s this, sometimes it’s that. Sometimes he/she likes this, sometimes he/she likes that. This can’t really be explained. Nor can it ever be fully understood. So we need to just accept it as the confusing melodrama that it is.

Answer 5:- Love is an irreversible feeling. Real love is. If you honestly, completely, undeniably, and irrevocably love him/her, and then due to some circumstance break up with him/her, if those feelings still linger on; it’s called real love. But if you think that you honestly, completely, undeniably, and irrevocably love him/her, and then due to some circumstance break up with him/her, and then you hate him/her forever; that is not real love. It never was, so stop whining about it.

Answer 6:- Love just is. And it just happens. Without much or any effort on either one’s part. He/she loves you for who you are, not who you want to be, or not who you appear to be.

Conclusion: – Love is an Emotion; Love is Lust; Love is “That Feeling”; Love is Confusing; Love is an Irreversible Feeling; and Love just IS!

PS – I finally concluded one of my ramblings.

Ingredients:

Amul Vanilla Ice Cream (Preferably; or else you can use any other Vanilla Ice Cream)
Nutella
Milk

For 5 Glasses of Milkshake:-

1. Take 3/4 of the Amul Vanilla Ice Cream party pack, cut it into small sized pieces and put it into the mixer.
2. Add about 2 teacups full of milk into the mixer. (no sugar added)
3. Take 1 and a half big spoonfuls of Nutella Chocolate, heat it in the microwave for about 2-3 spins, and put it in the mixer.
4. Mix. Since it’s ice-cream, you need to mix for quite a while before it becomes slushy.
5. Serve.

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So, Disclaimer. This blog post is just a hypothesis.

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This hypothesis is based on the fact that firstly, there is a God, it all started with Adam and Eve, and maybe there is a Heaven and Hell.

Secondly, God did send his messengers down to us humans to teach us about the right path.

Thirdly, we humans are greedy. Somewhere along the line, someone felt like taking control and created a group of brainwashed devotees, and gave a name to his new religion. Some other people like that felt that they too should do the same, and so they did. Which resulted in the multitudes of religions and sub-religions being created.

Fourthly, God despises avarice. These new “religious” heads started changing the rules for their own benefits, and God punished them for that. And this punishment was that these heads, and their followers were to forget everything that was taught to them by God’s messengers; even his name.

Thus, we are left with calling the great being up there somewhere as “God”.

Over time, these “religious” heads and their devotees waged “holy wars” upon one another so as to prove their superiority. Eventually, the few real believers of the real God were also killed, and we’re left with what we have now.

So now we know nothing about the real rules that were taught to the first men and women on earth. We do not know what will get us into Heaven, and we do not know what will drag us to Hell. All that we’re left with is a hotch-potch of rules and different ways of worshiping “God”.

So what now? How do we go to Heaven? How do we avoid Hell? (Unfortunately, these are the only common things in most religions, so let’s hypothesize that they exist). Do good deeds get us into Heaven? Or does being part of the “right religion” get us into Heaven? What if we go horribly wrong with our decisions and all end up in Hell?

Unfortunately, just when my blog posts start to get interesting (maybe), my mind draws a blank.

And so I leave you to dwell on what is and what isn’t.

But do remember, this is just a hypothesis.

And then dance if you want to dance
Please brother take a chance
You know they’re gonna go
Which way they wanna go
All we know is that we don’t know –
How it’s gonna be
Please brother let it be
Life on the other hand won’t make us understand
Why we’re all part of the masterplan…

Oasis – The Masterplan.

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Every one of us has thought about it. None of us have reached a conclusion that does not involve faith.

Where did we come from? or How did we come to be? or How are we who we are today?

We’ve all stayed up at night trying to find an answer to these questions, but our minds just end up completely blank.

Here we have Oasis coming up with another set of brilliant lyrics telling us to do what we want, say what we want; live our lives! Let the rest of the world carry on doing what they’re doing. But in the end, we’ll never know what part we play in the big picture; the masterplan.

Even though this is enough inspiration for me to do whatever the hell I want for a while, I’m eventually going to come back to square one, wondering about the same questions over and over again. So, my theories:

1. Aliens created us to make a hit sitcom to rake in lots of alien moolah. – Yes I know… Not really believable, but at 4 in the morning, stuff like this does pop up occasionally.

2. We are a science experiment of aliens. – Ewey.

3. Faith/God – Then he/she is quite a sadist. We could use a little of his/her help in today’s world. So… God, if you’re reading this blog, we need your help!

4. The Big Bang Theory – No. Not the sitcom, the boring science one where two measly atoms collided and more measly atoms were created and so on and so forth till the time the galaxy was made. Then came planets. skip all the boring little other things that were made like single celled organisms etc. Then came us humans.

5. We’re here just ‘cos we’re here. So just live your bloody life and get on with it.

Well as you can see, I’m no closer to the truth. And reading this gibberish was just a waste of your time. But you should thank me. In a world where you don’t know what you’re made to do, I took up some of your time and gave you direction!; to read this random blog.

Sue me…